1 00:00:25,610 --> 00:00:26,610 So funny. 2 00:00:26,730 --> 00:00:28,890 Oh, please, God. Where's the babysitter? 3 00:00:33,870 --> 00:00:34,870 Okay. 4 00:00:34,990 --> 00:00:36,090 Come back in a half hour. 5 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,730 When the porch light's off, it'll mean the kid's asleep. 6 00:00:39,270 --> 00:00:40,270 Come on, babe. 7 00:00:40,570 --> 00:00:44,230 How about a little, uh, something -something on meals? 8 00:00:44,750 --> 00:00:48,010 Fuck off. If I gotta wait, you can wait till later. 9 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,550 Maybe I could. 10 00:00:51,030 --> 00:00:53,330 Or maybe you want to wait on the porch light. 11 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:55,560 I'll head over to Janine Denning's house. 12 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:58,240 So she can what? Sit on your face? 13 00:00:58,700 --> 00:00:59,700 Not my face. 14 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:06,880 I swear to God, if you cheat on me, I will fucking kill you. 15 00:01:08,860 --> 00:01:09,860 I mean it. 16 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:20,380 Are you Wendy? 17 00:01:20,700 --> 00:01:21,628 I'm Alex. 18 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:24,290 Tyler's upstairs. Her bedtime's nine. My number's on the fridge. 19 00:01:25,370 --> 00:01:30,450 Oh, and no matter what she says, do not let her eat popcorn. 20 00:01:31,990 --> 00:01:33,170 Okay. Thank you. 21 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:35,470 Don't let her watch the news! 22 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:40,890 Here. 23 00:01:42,110 --> 00:01:46,230 The search for missing Kensington Park boy widens to DeSoto Lake. 24 00:01:46,630 --> 00:01:49,230 Here now is his family with a death per plea. 25 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:56,050 Please. I'll give you anything. Just don't hurt him. 26 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:00,750 My mom said that boy ran away. 27 00:02:01,050 --> 00:02:03,710 Oh, yeah? Well, your mom doesn't know what she's talking about. 28 00:02:04,410 --> 00:02:05,770 The kid didn't run away. 29 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:08,090 The monster got him. 30 00:02:08,509 --> 00:02:09,509 What monster? 31 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:14,690 Kilroy. What's a Kilroy? 32 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:18,170 Holy shit, kid. 33 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,600 Don't say his name. 34 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,720 Don't ever say his name. 35 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,040 Why not? 36 00:02:27,220 --> 00:02:30,940 He has, like, this psychic bond with kids. 37 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:32,660 Psychic bond? 38 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:37,220 Yeah. So if you say his name, he's gonna think you're calling him. 39 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:39,800 And you don't want Kilroy coming. 40 00:02:40,260 --> 00:02:41,660 Hey, you just said his name. 41 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:43,880 Yeah, but he doesn't care about me. 42 00:02:44,480 --> 00:02:45,820 I'm too old for him. 43 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,800 He likes little kids. 44 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:49,360 Well, I'm okay. 45 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:52,300 Yeah. Little kids are definitely his thing. 46 00:02:52,780 --> 00:02:53,880 Where'd he come from? 47 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:57,900 He grew up around here. You know the street behind the Winn -Dixie? 48 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,380 That's where he used to live. 49 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,800 Back then his name was Roy Huggins. 50 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:07,120 He was a little kid just like you. 51 00:03:07,860 --> 00:03:12,920 Except by the time he was your age, he already had a taste for blood. 52 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,720 Blood? 53 00:03:19,980 --> 00:03:21,440 Go on up to the hen house now, boy. 54 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:24,280 Kill off some of them reds. 55 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,980 Okay. 56 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,340 So let me get this straight. 57 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:42,580 If his name is Roy, why did he call him a killer? Don't say it. 58 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:44,680 Bad name. 59 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:47,660 Well, he got his name in the army. 60 00:03:49,550 --> 00:03:53,330 During World War II, when the Americans went over and stopped the Nazis, 61 00:03:53,630 --> 00:03:58,430 somebody started drawing the stupid doodle of a bald guy sticking his nose 62 00:03:58,430 --> 00:04:02,090 a wall. And the people in Europe started drawing the same guy till it was all 63 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:03,930 over the world. Like the first meme. 64 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,830 So he was a soldier in World War II? 65 00:04:12,110 --> 00:04:13,470 No, man, not that war. 66 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:14,790 What war? 67 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:17,350 They sent Roy Huggins to Vietnam. 68 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,140 What's wrong? 69 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,300 Why don't you go up to that village now, boy? 70 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,560 Kill some reds. 71 00:04:38,780 --> 00:04:41,200 One night, the VC captured Roy. 72 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:46,880 His platoon found him ten hours later completely unharmed, but the soldiers 73 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:48,980 found him couldn't believe what they saw. 74 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:51,900 Holy shit. 75 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:57,580 He killed everybody for ten miles in every direction, and while he waited to 76 00:04:57,580 --> 00:05:01,900 found, he'd eaten an entire VC soldier all by himself. 77 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:09,160 And that would have been that, except one day, a fire broke out. 78 00:05:09,550 --> 00:05:12,230 They just left him to burn for his death. 79 00:05:12,610 --> 00:05:14,470 Oh my God, did he die? 80 00:05:14,850 --> 00:05:16,370 Well, he definitely should have. 81 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:20,050 That son of a bitch was so evil, he just kept on living. 82 00:05:20,610 --> 00:05:25,770 The flames burned away the last bits of his humanity, if he ever had any. 83 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:28,490 Roy Huggins was gone. 84 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:31,130 All that was left was kill. 85 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:36,290 Did he ever come back to Sarasota? 86 00:05:37,100 --> 00:05:40,880 You know why your mom got this house for so cheap? Housing market collapse? 87 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,760 It's because Kilroy murdered someone right down the block. 88 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,460 Oh, my God, he did? 89 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:47,720 Yeah. 90 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,220 Do you want to know what happened? 91 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:52,440 It's a pretty scary story. 92 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:54,900 Kinda. 93 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,620 Oh, my heavens. 94 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:04,640 The dear Lord has taken so much from me. My husband, Ed, has been gone these 95 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,880 past six years. 96 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:11,920 And if that wasn't enough, the moment he was gone, the disease afflicted my 97 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,020 little Sonny. 98 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,240 What exactly does Sonny have? 99 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:19,800 It's called pediatric arrhythmia. 100 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:26,800 Poor thing. Her little heart just can't pump enough oxygen to do the job. So all 101 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:31,580 she can do is just sit there and wait for her name to come up on the heart 102 00:06:31,580 --> 00:06:32,600 transplant list. 103 00:06:32,980 --> 00:06:34,500 That sounds so hard. 104 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,040 It is hard for me. 105 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:42,200 It's a full -time job just taking care of my little girl now. 106 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,300 Isn't that right, sonny bunny full of honey? 107 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:56,340 Thanks to the generosity of our neighbors and our church, we 108 00:06:56,340 --> 00:06:58,340 have been able to make it this far. 109 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:01,160 But it's going to take a lot more money. 110 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,840 to get us to Minneapolis for that heart transplant. 111 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:08,260 Which is why we're having the fundraiser tonight. 112 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:11,860 Okay, tell us about this. It's at the Church of the Incarnate Word? 113 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:18,980 Yes, at the church. So many good people have donated their money and their time, 114 00:07:19,060 --> 00:07:24,940 but if just some of your viewers could afford to give, well, 115 00:07:25,100 --> 00:07:30,100 we just might finally have a sunny day around here. 116 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:38,540 Tickets for tonight's fundraiser are on sale at the Church of the Incarnate 117 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:43,860 Word. Or take a moment to donate online at the WFBK website. You will literally 118 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:48,420 be blessing a little girl's heart. For WFBK News at Noon, I'm Misty Gallagher. 119 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:55,240 I think this new antibiotic's making me nauseous. 120 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,020 Well, perk up, princess. We got a big party tonight. 121 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,980 I don't want to do another church fundraiser. 122 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:07,240 I want to do normal things that kids my age do. 123 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:09,400 You're laying on a couch complaining. 124 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,080 That's what all kids your age do. 125 00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,120 Besides, you can't risk infection. 126 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,000 So how's taking me to a church going to keep me from getting an infection? 127 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:19,880 First off, it's a church. 128 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,400 Ain't no germs in any part of God's house. 129 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:25,020 Plus, you'll be wearing your mask. 130 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:26,740 Well, I don't want to go. 131 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,560 Well, you have to go. 132 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:31,800 This is all for you. 133 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,120 Those people, they're just trying to help us. 134 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,980 I do everything for you, and I could use a little help. 135 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:44,080 So if you can't find it in that diseased little heart of yours to give me even 136 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:50,100 the tiniest little bit of thanks, well, maybe everyone's right. Maybe I do do 137 00:08:50,100 --> 00:08:51,100 too much. 138 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:56,660 Do you even know how hard I work just to keep you alive? 139 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:01,700 You're just busy sleeping all day, but I'm out there. I've got to get the pill. 140 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:05,820 I gotta get the money, and I gotta keep this whole thing going. 141 00:09:06,300 --> 00:09:08,180 You just have to lay there. 142 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,880 Well, maybe I should just die and let you off the hook. 143 00:09:11,820 --> 00:09:14,620 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 144 00:09:15,820 --> 00:09:17,080 You're all I got. 145 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:23,160 If anything ever happened to you, my whole life would fall apart. 146 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:26,580 Tell you what I'll do. 147 00:09:27,340 --> 00:09:28,340 I'll make up. 148 00:09:28,750 --> 00:09:31,690 Some of my special sweet tea for my baby. 149 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:35,630 Mama, no, I hate the tea. No, you don't. You love it. 150 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:39,390 And it's going to feel yum -yum in your tum -tum. 151 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:22,060 Monk's hood, also known as wolf's bane, is a flowering plant that produces 152 00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:25,420 aconite, a nearly undetectable poison. 153 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:38,580 In small doses, it produces arrhythmic heart function, which in larger doses 154 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:42,860 leads to suffocation and death. 155 00:12:12,630 --> 00:12:16,010 Honey, these nice people want to pay their respects to you. 156 00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:23,610 You must be pleased to punch at this turnout. I just know we're going to get 157 00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:24,950 Sonny that heart transplant. 158 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:30,790 Bless her. We have just practically lived on your turkey tetrazzini, 159 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,790 How's my favorite patient's mama doing, huh? 160 00:12:34,050 --> 00:12:35,910 Are you holding up another strain cord, Delia? 161 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,280 It's good to see you. 162 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,860 Oh, how are you, son? 163 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:45,380 Good. Gosh, Cordelia, you've been through so much. Oh, I know. I have been 164 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:46,380 through so much. 165 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:47,960 Anybody will tell you that. 166 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,240 You're a trooper. 167 00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,740 A real trooper, honey. 168 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:52,560 Oh, Amy, you too. 169 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,080 I'll do my best. 170 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,280 Cordelia, good to see you, love. 171 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:05,220 I'm going to pray for you right now. 172 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:15,000 Brothers and sisters, I have an announcement to make. I just got off the 173 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:20,720 with the TV station and the online donations from today's network broadcast 174 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:21,720 put us over the top. 175 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:31,560 This is a miracle. 176 00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:34,200 A miracle for one person. 177 00:13:36,599 --> 00:13:38,340 Cordelia. Let's hear it for Cordelia. 178 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:48,580 Oh, my goodness. I just don't know what to say. 179 00:13:50,660 --> 00:13:55,100 But if I did, the first thing I would do is to thank you all. 180 00:13:55,680 --> 00:14:00,360 Thank you for your kindness, your generosity, and your support. 181 00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:05,670 Without you, I never could have done it. any of this. 182 00:14:08,790 --> 00:14:09,790 Mom. 183 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:15,890 Honey. Sit right back down this minute before you wear yourself out. 184 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,170 I'd like to say something. 185 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,930 Of course, honey. 186 00:14:22,150 --> 00:14:23,290 Go right ahead. 187 00:14:24,590 --> 00:14:25,590 Speak. 188 00:14:28,770 --> 00:14:30,830 You know what I've been thinking about all day? 189 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,270 I've been thinking about the day my daddy died. 190 00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:40,610 It was a Sunday, and Mama and Daddy were fighting. 191 00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:46,050 They'd gone to play bridge at the Devons that night, and to my understanding, 192 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:50,510 they were not going to get asked back because Daddy had a little too much to 193 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,170 drink to get me hit on Mrs. Devon. 194 00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,450 Daddy! 195 00:14:54,070 --> 00:15:00,270 So later that night, when Daddy had finally woken up, Mama decided to make 196 00:15:00,270 --> 00:15:01,270 her special tea. 197 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:03,380 The one with the secret ingredient. 198 00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,100 Right, Mama? 199 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,280 Ain't that what you used the night Daddy died? 200 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,440 Poor Daddy knew it. The ambulance man was pulling a sheet over his face, and 201 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,940 just couldn't stop saying how unusual it all was. 202 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:22,080 He had no history of any heart problems. 203 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:23,720 In his heart, it killed him. 204 00:15:25,440 --> 00:15:26,680 But then we were alone. 205 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,580 We were so alone. 206 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:32,350 We had to beg for money just to stay alive. 207 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:37,490 Until one day, I got sick at school. 208 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,170 And I never went back. 209 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:46,110 And I heard Dr. Garrett tell my mama how very unusual it was that I would have 210 00:15:46,110 --> 00:15:48,950 the same heart disease that killed my daddy. 211 00:15:51,370 --> 00:15:52,770 Well, then I was alone. 212 00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:54,510 Not my mama. 213 00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,790 All of you people gathered to her side. 214 00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:01,370 You felt so sorry for her. 215 00:16:01,970 --> 00:16:03,190 Poor Cordelia. 216 00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:08,330 First her husband dies, now she's got that sick daughter. 217 00:16:08,890 --> 00:16:13,710 Well, that's just sadder than them kids of here that got ate up by old Kilroy. 218 00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,170 Sunny, you need to sit down. 219 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,190 You're not making any sense. 220 00:16:18,530 --> 00:16:19,530 None of this makes sense. 221 00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:21,570 My daddy isn't me. 222 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:25,830 It's like all of y 'all people know something that I didn't know. 223 00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:27,290 Until today. 224 00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:33,150 And as soon as I figured it all out, it nearly killed me. 225 00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,430 It nearly killed me deader than Kilroy. 226 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:40,430 The Internet will tell you lots of things. 227 00:16:41,010 --> 00:16:43,050 It can tell you anything you want to know. 228 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:48,610 For example, how much wolfsbane it takes to poison a person. 229 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:55,210 The Internet also told me we got our own boogeyman here in South Florida. 230 00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:57,590 The Internet told me... 231 00:16:58,110 --> 00:17:02,730 Once you pledge your life to him, your life is his. 232 00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:08,790 So if someone else takes that life, I mean, you can't cheat the devil. 233 00:17:10,490 --> 00:17:16,390 For the last six years, my mom has been taking my life, sip by fucking sip, 234 00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:17,990 every day. 235 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:22,530 And whether you know it or not, all of you helped her do it. 236 00:17:23,050 --> 00:17:24,050 What? 237 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,170 And so, With my mama's special sweet tea. 238 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,650 Now with Wolfsbane. 239 00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:31,850 I would like to raise a toast. 240 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,830 Raise your fucking glass, Loretta. 241 00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,790 To Kilroy! 242 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,350 To Kilroy! 243 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,880 in my fort. You really think that little ass fucking fort is going to protect 244 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:46,220 you? You think this fort is low? 245 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:49,540 Nothing will stop Kilroy from getting you. 246 00:18:49,860 --> 00:18:51,200 You can't hide anywhere. 247 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:56,140 Not in your house, not in your car, not even at school. 248 00:19:02,780 --> 00:19:04,080 Where do you go to school? 249 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:05,960 Millbank? Yeah. 250 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,200 Well, that's Kilroy's favorite school. 251 00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:13,310 A couple years ago, there was a teacher that kept a few students after school 252 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:14,310 for play rehearsal. 253 00:19:14,970 --> 00:19:19,730 She didn't know about Kilroy either, but she sure learned a lot about him that 254 00:19:19,730 --> 00:19:20,730 night. 255 00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:30,890 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are you screaming? 256 00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:33,590 I was screaming because Montana screamed. 257 00:19:33,870 --> 00:19:34,870 Hey, I didn't scream. 258 00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:36,430 Only girls scream. 259 00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:41,580 Boys yell. That is... sexist Montana and not what I asked you. Did you yell or 260 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,820 not? Only because Kathy was calling Kilroy. 261 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:46,720 No, I wasn't. Ah, what's that? 262 00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:51,960 Nothing. You can show me now or you can show me in detention. 263 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:58,080 And boy can too scream. You sure did. 264 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,320 I yelled. 265 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:00,420 You were screaming. 266 00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,280 I was only yelling. Ah! 267 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,920 This is screaming. 268 00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,750 Ugh, Cassie, where did you find this hideous thing? 269 00:20:13,070 --> 00:20:14,530 In the costume box. 270 00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:17,750 Ugh, well, back to the costume box he goes. 271 00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,510 Quick, march, like a penguin. 272 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:23,770 We still have two more songs to practice before pickup. 273 00:20:31,410 --> 00:20:32,410 What's the matter? 274 00:20:34,310 --> 00:20:35,770 What if he heard me? 275 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:39,210 Who? I don't want to say his name again. 276 00:20:40,230 --> 00:20:44,850 Kilroy? Don't say that. If you say his name three times, he comes. 277 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,570 Sounds like a guy I knew in college. 278 00:20:47,850 --> 00:20:48,950 Okay, well, listen. 279 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:53,770 Saying someone's name three times and they appear, that's just from a movie. 280 00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:55,650 Like Beetlejuice. 281 00:20:57,050 --> 00:21:00,010 That was a movie, Miss Bowers. This is real life. 282 00:21:00,430 --> 00:21:06,310 Oh, IRL. Got it, got it. But he's not real, okay? My dad says he's real. 283 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:10,850 My dad says no one cares what your dad thinks because he's a Republican. 284 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,050 This is Florida, so everybody's Republican. 285 00:21:13,610 --> 00:21:17,930 I'm not. Neither am I. And I don't believe in Kilroy either. 286 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:21,910 Ms. Bowers, you've got to stop saying his name. 287 00:21:22,310 --> 00:21:24,190 Please. Just please. 288 00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:27,290 It's not your fault. You're not from South Florida. 289 00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:33,230 No, you're right. I am not from South Florida. I grew up in South Boston in 290 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,230 90s, thank you. 291 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:38,370 And our monsters were Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. 292 00:21:38,810 --> 00:21:41,310 Oh, what are Marky Mark's powers? 293 00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,470 Like, can he all of a sudden appear in your bedroom at night? 294 00:21:45,730 --> 00:21:46,730 I wish. 295 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:48,850 Whatever happened to the Funky Bunch? 296 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:53,830 Okay, we're not going to be talking about Marky Mark or the Funky Bunch. Got 297 00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:57,530 We're here to talk about your monster. And he is not real. 298 00:21:58,110 --> 00:21:59,110 Like Santa. 299 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,210 Santa's real. My dad says so. 300 00:22:01,410 --> 00:22:03,950 Your dad's a dirty Republican liar. 301 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:05,230 Cassie! 302 00:22:05,670 --> 00:22:11,830 Santa's real. Right, Ms. Bowers? Of course Santa is real. And this kill, 303 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:17,390 guy that you're so terrified of, that's just someone your parents make up to 304 00:22:17,390 --> 00:22:19,570 scare you into being good. That's all. 305 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:23,210 But you guys don't need that. You know why? Because you're a really good kid. 306 00:22:23,830 --> 00:22:25,370 That's not what the principal says. 307 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:28,490 Yes, she says we're the bad kids. Oh, really? 308 00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:29,710 How bad? 309 00:22:29,730 --> 00:22:33,350 I got detention for one day for wearing a shirt my brother gave me that said 310 00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:34,750 free mustache ride. 311 00:22:35,210 --> 00:22:36,930 At least you never got suspended. 312 00:22:37,410 --> 00:22:38,630 You've been suspended? 313 00:22:39,090 --> 00:22:41,090 The school used to have hamsters. 314 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:49,290 Okay, well, I'm sure there's nothing either of you can do that is so bad that 315 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:51,310 your parents would want you eaten by a monster. 316 00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:54,590 They're just making that up to scare you into being good. 317 00:22:55,390 --> 00:22:58,690 Really? Mm -hmm. My parents used to do it to me all the time. 318 00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:02,650 They would say, be good, or we'll give you to the Catholic Church. 319 00:23:03,290 --> 00:23:04,490 I'd rather be eaten. 320 00:23:05,310 --> 00:23:06,310 Me too. 321 00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,630 Maybe by that Marky Mark monster. 322 00:23:08,910 --> 00:23:13,210 All right, enough with the spooky talk. Can we get back to singing, please? 323 00:23:14,870 --> 00:23:18,550 Hey, maybe singing happy songs will keep Kilroy away. 324 00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:22,730 Oh, my gosh. 325 00:23:23,070 --> 00:23:24,230 Instead of saying three... 326 00:23:24,430 --> 00:23:26,230 No, Kathy's gone. 327 00:23:26,550 --> 00:23:29,570 What did you do, Miss Bowers? Where did Kathy go? 328 00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:33,070 Kathy? 329 00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:38,490 Kathy? 330 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,940 Scared the shit out of me. Scared the shit out of you? Scared the shit out of 331 00:24:29,940 --> 00:24:31,120 me? Jesus, Ms. Powers. 332 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,200 I mean, you almost gave me a heart attack. 333 00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:37,420 Oh, God. I'm a middle -aged man who eats like shit and huffs floor cleaner all 334 00:24:37,420 --> 00:24:40,880 day. I was just looking for Cassiopeia Anderson. 335 00:24:41,300 --> 00:24:43,500 Did you see her on the way back from the boiler room? 336 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:44,499 No, no. 337 00:24:44,500 --> 00:24:45,860 Maybe she got picked up already. 338 00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:50,140 No. She still has ten more minutes till pick -up. She's probably up to some 339 00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,600 mischief. She has that hippie dad. 340 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:53,420 I don't know about a hippie dad, but... 341 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,840 She's a really good girl. She was just scaring Montana Nelson with an old 342 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:02,020 mask. Parents here, they don't know how to raise their kids, so they spook them 343 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:06,860 with this monster just to scare their kids into being good. But let me ask you 344 00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,240 this. Are they any good? 345 00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:09,279 They're kids. 346 00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,280 Kids are kids. 347 00:25:10,540 --> 00:25:13,880 No, not in this town. They grow up way too fast. You've got to see the stuff I 348 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,220 have to scrape off the walls in the little boys' and little girls' rooms. 349 00:25:17,620 --> 00:25:19,540 Chet, that is sexist. 350 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:22,980 I don't find anything sexy about little kids, ma 'am. 351 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:27,000 Of course you don't. All right, how about this? You go look for that Montana 352 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,800 kid, and I'll go look for Cassie. 353 00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:31,260 Perfect. Perfect. Thank you, Chet. 354 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,880 You rule. 355 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:34,540 No problem. You rule. 356 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:37,920 Blind the eyes that cannot see. 357 00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:40,760 Make deaf the ears that cannot hear. 358 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:46,060 Close the mouth that cannot tell and send the monster back to hell. 359 00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:51,320 Blind the eyes that cannot see. Make deaf the ears that cannot hear. 360 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:56,880 Close the mouth that cannot tell and send the monster back to hell. Guys, 361 00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:57,880 enough! 362 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,160 Stop. 363 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:00,860 What was that? 364 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,920 Nothing. Nothing? Nothing. 365 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:09,320 Okay, well, can we stop it with the creepy chanting and get back to the 366 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,320 that you don't know by heart? 367 00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:15,550 Yeah? I'm going to go tell Chet that I found you. Please stay here and 368 00:26:15,670 --> 00:26:19,450 And enough with the whatever that is. Okay? 369 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:27,510 Blind the eyes that cannot see. 370 00:26:30,510 --> 00:26:31,510 Chet? 371 00:26:33,670 --> 00:26:34,670 Chet? 372 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,920 Come on guys! 373 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,820 Cassie! Montana! 374 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,100 Cassie! 375 00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,240 Cassie? 376 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:04,700 Montana! 377 00:27:28,970 --> 00:27:29,970 Montana? 378 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,180 Don't you touch her, you baby -eating son of a bitch! 379 00:28:26,820 --> 00:28:33,600 Bah! We got you, Miss Bauer! Did you see her face? What the 380 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,600 fuck? 381 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,200 Ooh, Miss Bauer said a bad word. 382 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,120 Ooh! Boom! 383 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,560 You were helping them, too? 384 00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:46,580 Always bet on the chat. 385 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,000 The chat. 386 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:49,319 The chat. 387 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,320 Chat! Chat! 388 00:29:01,930 --> 00:29:03,310 They're handing out detention tomorrow. 389 00:29:04,330 --> 00:29:09,990 Let me tell you something. Kids are flat -out evil. Ask any janitor. They almost 390 00:29:09,990 --> 00:29:12,550 had me believing their Kilroy was loose in the school. 391 00:29:12,950 --> 00:29:14,750 Those teeny, tiny jerks. 392 00:29:15,650 --> 00:29:20,650 You know, for years, the school would lose a kid every semester when he'd come 393 00:29:20,650 --> 00:29:22,030 out of the swamp for a feeding. 394 00:29:22,610 --> 00:29:26,590 But these kids, they were the first to come up with the idea to make a deal 395 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,250 Kilroy. A bargain. 396 00:29:28,570 --> 00:29:30,030 Blood for blood. 397 00:29:40,940 --> 00:29:44,920 See, now what the kids realized was that they could get a grown -up to say his 398 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:50,780 name three times, and then the monster can have that adult, any adult will do, 399 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,940 like a teacher. 400 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,700 Better get the mop. 401 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,700 Better her than us. No shit. 402 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:38,280 I have a question. 403 00:30:38,540 --> 00:30:43,940 If you know who... 404 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,480 kills everybody that's ever seen him. 405 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,940 How do you even know these stories? 406 00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:54,940 Well, smart guy, sometimes Kilroy isn't very careful. 407 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:59,540 He may not know it, but sometimes he's seen. 408 00:31:20,010 --> 00:31:21,930 No, I was talking about Father. 409 00:31:22,730 --> 00:31:26,490 Every month he's sweet enough to take some boys on a camping retreat. He's 410 00:31:26,490 --> 00:31:28,050 sweet enough to be on time for pickup. 411 00:31:36,290 --> 00:31:38,310 How sweet the sound. 412 00:31:39,490 --> 00:31:40,810 Sorry I am late, sister. 413 00:31:41,370 --> 00:31:42,650 Never a problem, Father. 414 00:31:43,050 --> 00:31:46,710 Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but I don't think timeliness is on his 415 00:31:46,710 --> 00:31:47,710 list. 416 00:31:48,250 --> 00:31:49,370 And who do we have here? 417 00:31:49,820 --> 00:31:52,740 This is Alicio and Ernesto. They're from Cuba. 418 00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,200 Alicio and Ernesto. 419 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:55,500 Mucho gusto. 420 00:31:55,820 --> 00:31:57,740 Do any camping in Cuba? 421 00:31:58,240 --> 00:31:59,500 They don't speak English. 422 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:01,320 They never do, huh? 423 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:04,380 Hola, amigos. 424 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,180 Me llamo Father Pat. 425 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:09,220 I'm going to take you... How do I say this one? 426 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:12,560 Nosotros el camping. 427 00:32:15,820 --> 00:32:19,280 Alrighty. No English at all, huh? Not even the basics. 428 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:23,160 Police found them sleeping with their parents under an overpass off 41. 429 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:28,900 Parents are in custody, and the kids are here until they're sent back. 430 00:32:29,260 --> 00:32:31,980 Poor little guys, getting such a tiny taste of America. 431 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,740 Well, this weekend, I'm going to show them how great this country can really 432 00:32:37,100 --> 00:32:40,440 I'm going to give them a story to tell back in Cuba. Right, boys? 433 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:46,020 All righty, grab that stuff. Come on. 434 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,680 Vamanos. 435 00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:03,130 Our Father, who art in heaven, I like him from the age of seven. 436 00:33:08,210 --> 00:33:11,170 You boys comfy? 437 00:33:15,050 --> 00:33:21,730 Rock of ages, pray for me, cause I ain't got none 438 00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:22,730 in ages. 439 00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:26,390 Rock of ages. 440 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,960 Rock my cock. 441 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:37,760 Muy bien 442 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,600 muchachos. Time to go camping. 443 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:44,360 I got some friends of mine I want you to meet. 444 00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:47,040 You boys are going to have a good time. 445 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:48,920 Guaranteed. 446 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,400 You fellas going fishing? 447 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,460 Oh, these boys don't speak English. 448 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:09,000 No, they never do, do they? 449 00:34:11,659 --> 00:34:13,560 2775. All righty. 450 00:34:14,699 --> 00:34:17,900 You know, Father, people around here, they've been saying a lot of stuff about 451 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:20,159 you and your monthly gatherings with all the Latino boys. 452 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,659 Well, it's maybe Florida, but still south. 453 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,260 There's a lot of racism down here. 454 00:34:24,980 --> 00:34:29,120 Luckily, God doesn't care what your immigration status is, because God is 455 00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:31,639 Some people say God has nothing to do with your gatherings. 456 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,960 My experience has been most people don't know what they're talking about half 457 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:36,899 the time. 458 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:37,900 Well, I do. 459 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,620 Because when I first got to this country a few years back, some priest took me 460 00:34:42,620 --> 00:34:43,620 camping. 461 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,659 You have a good day now, Juan. 462 00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:50,840 Vamanos. 463 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,640 Kill Roy. 464 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,260 Decide three times. 465 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:06,620 Help the children. 466 00:35:34,190 --> 00:35:35,190 Come on, boys. We're here. 467 00:36:03,049 --> 00:36:04,049 Come on, boys. Let's go. 468 00:36:09,150 --> 00:36:10,150 Let's go. Come on. 469 00:36:11,390 --> 00:36:12,390 Go ahead in. 470 00:36:21,910 --> 00:36:22,910 See you at the day. 471 00:36:24,050 --> 00:36:25,330 You'll see it on the big boy couch. 472 00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:54,630 Hey, how you doing, boys? 473 00:36:54,990 --> 00:36:56,130 Father. Father. 474 00:36:56,410 --> 00:36:57,910 Father. Father. 475 00:36:58,150 --> 00:36:59,550 Father. Father. 476 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:02,270 What do you guys got going on? 477 00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:03,690 You gonna come smoke? 478 00:37:04,330 --> 00:37:05,650 Got this shit in Miami! 479 00:37:06,990 --> 00:37:08,310 You wanna come with? 480 00:37:08,590 --> 00:37:12,810 Um, well, I brought some Cubans that I might smoke. 481 00:37:13,070 --> 00:37:14,210 Got a party in here? 482 00:37:14,550 --> 00:37:17,170 Look at that, look at that. You lucky motherfucker. 483 00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:19,330 No, I'm blessed. 484 00:37:20,339 --> 00:37:21,339 Yes, you are. 485 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:22,259 Come on, let's go. 486 00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:23,760 Hey, you two take a bath. 487 00:37:59,850 --> 00:38:02,570 Kill Roy. 488 00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,150 Kill Roy. 489 00:38:07,450 --> 00:38:09,090 Kill Roy. 490 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,420 You boys start camping without me? 491 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,640 That's a sin. 492 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,760 You all take a bath like I asked? 493 00:39:05,220 --> 00:39:12,140 Because I brought along some special jammies for you all to wear 494 00:39:12,140 --> 00:39:13,140 tonight. 495 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:15,800 So come on now. 496 00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:19,540 Let's get undressed. 497 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,700 Are you boys worried somebody's going to see what happens in here tonight? 498 00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:29,780 Because nobody's going to see what happens in here tonight. 499 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,280 Except God. 500 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,080 God is all powerful, isn't he? 501 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:41,300 God could stop this if he wanted to, couldn't he? 502 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:44,740 But he doesn't. 503 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:46,860 He never does. 504 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:50,700 So I think God wants me to do what I do. 505 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:55,800 I think God wants all the Holy Rollers to do what we do here. 506 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:02,200 Because every single month for the past five years, we have given the Lord a 507 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:05,940 chance to save his little lambs. 508 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:13,780 And every single month for the past five years, we're 509 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:14,780 feasting on lamb chops. 510 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:23,400 Every single month we take you little Latin boys camping just before they 511 00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:26,020 deport you back to your shithole countries. 512 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:34,260 And you give us a little relief and we give 513 00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:39,840 you something to remember your American experience by. 514 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:57,380 And which one of these pup tents are my little pups inside? 515 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:07,140 Eeny, meeny, hiney, ho. 516 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:12,120 Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. 517 00:42:05,230 --> 00:42:06,870 Salutators, fellow gator haters. 518 00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:11,250 I am the Gator Chaser. And I am looking pretty tonight. 519 00:42:11,710 --> 00:42:16,150 Woo! I know it's been a week since the last live stream. And remember those 520 00:42:16,150 --> 00:42:20,430 gators last week? Oh, those filthy gators. They would have come up behind 521 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:22,190 They would have bit you on the behind. 522 00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:25,930 But the Gator Chaser was here for you. Because that's what I do. 523 00:42:26,130 --> 00:42:30,730 I am keeping southern Florida safe. The gators, they just want to get you in 524 00:42:30,730 --> 00:42:32,310 their mouths. It's disgusting. 525 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:37,140 And that's why I'm out here in the dead of night beating the bushes to find the 526 00:42:37,140 --> 00:42:40,200 gators so that you and your family can sleep well at night. 527 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:44,920 And look at this. You can tell we're in the heart of gator territory with all 528 00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,540 these posters on the wall. Look at this. 529 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,440 I'll tell you what. Elmer's Blue ain't holding up them posters. It's 530 00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,840 You know what's disgusting? 531 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,859 Look at this. 532 00:42:52,860 --> 00:42:53,860 Look at this. 533 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,560 Missing little girl. 534 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,280 You know why she's missing? 535 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,100 I bet you a gator got her. 536 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,198 It's disgusting. 537 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:03,840 But you know what? I am going to get that little girl some revenge. 538 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:09,220 I'm going to get some justice for her because about an hour ago, I swiped 539 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:15,080 on a gator and arranged for a little meeting right here. And on top of that, 540 00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,500 told that gator I was barely legal. 541 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:21,280 So you know he's double -timing his slimy ass here right now. 542 00:43:30,710 --> 00:43:35,790 Chaser does. I'm going to flush out the gator, get him out of South Florida so 543 00:43:35,790 --> 00:43:38,710 that you and your children can sleep well at night. 544 00:43:39,190 --> 00:43:44,070 I'm going to show you how a real hero gets rid of the bad guys. 545 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:10,218 You Alan? 546 00:44:10,220 --> 00:44:11,220 Yeah. 547 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,540 Justin? Oh yeah, you know I am. 548 00:44:14,260 --> 00:44:16,140 You want to take me on a ride, Alan? 549 00:44:16,540 --> 00:44:17,540 Huh? 550 00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:20,300 You weren't nervous out here by yourself? 551 00:44:20,980 --> 00:44:22,540 No, I've been nervous. 552 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:27,480 No, I'm picked up by all kinds of weird guys, so... I know how to handle a 553 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,960 psycho, but besides, you're not a psycho. 554 00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,620 You're fucking hot, man. 555 00:44:33,340 --> 00:44:34,319 No, I'm not. 556 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,500 Oh, yes, you are. 557 00:44:35,740 --> 00:44:38,500 You're so fucking hot that I didn't care how late it was. 558 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,360 As soon as I saw your picture, I knew I had to have a take of you. 559 00:44:44,820 --> 00:44:46,540 I've never done anything like this before. 560 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:49,000 Oh, come on. For the first time. 561 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:52,940 Really? Yeah. A sexy fucking thing like you? 562 00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:55,020 You never fucked around with a guy before? 563 00:44:55,820 --> 00:44:56,820 Wow. 564 00:44:57,220 --> 00:44:58,240 First time, huh? 565 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:04,600 Yeah. Well, you know, Alan, life rarely gives you a second chance. 566 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,660 But you got one right now. 567 00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:08,560 So take it, man. 568 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,160 Take advantage of it. 569 00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,500 It's your chance, Alan. 570 00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:15,160 It's okay. 571 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:16,820 Come on. 572 00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:20,440 Gator! 573 00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:25,600 We got ourselves a gator right here. Gator, gator, gator, gator, gator. You 574 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,780 fucking slime of gator. 575 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:31,120 Put that hand down. No, no, no, no, no, no. I want to show everyone what a 576 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,560 sexual predator looks like. Look, everybody. 577 00:45:45,770 --> 00:45:49,170 sees your face. Everyone knows who you are. You're a dirty gator. 578 00:45:51,470 --> 00:45:53,650 Yo, your wife's gonna see this. 579 00:45:53,910 --> 00:45:57,090 Your boss is gonna see this. You deplorable piece of gator shit. 580 00:45:57,350 --> 00:45:58,430 Your life is ruined. 581 00:45:58,670 --> 00:45:59,750 Your life is over. 582 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:04,770 See you later, you fucking gator. Yes, you see that? The gator chaser did it 583 00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:09,230 again. I tracked him down. I flushed him out. Now the whole world knows exactly 584 00:46:09,230 --> 00:46:14,290 what he is. A fucking piece of shit gator. A piece of shit gator. And you 585 00:46:14,290 --> 00:46:15,290 see what I did for you? 586 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,080 He said, that gator's jaws were like an inch from my cock. 587 00:46:20,300 --> 00:46:24,080 It could have bit my cock off. I did that for all of you to keep all of you 588 00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,980 safe. Now, 500 of you saw him, saw his face. 589 00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:30,580 Somebody must know who he is. Go tell his wife. Go tell his boss. 590 00:46:30,900 --> 00:46:35,300 Ruin his fucking life. Let's teach him a lesson for being a cock -sucking gator. 591 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:38,140 And in the meantime, while you're doing that, let's read some of your comments. 592 00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:39,118 All right. 593 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:43,340 Maga2020 says, you took that gator out into the light. You're right. I showed 594 00:46:43,340 --> 00:46:45,740 the world what that filthy is. 595 00:46:46,060 --> 00:46:47,680 fucking gator really is. 596 00:46:48,100 --> 00:46:53,860 All right, Serpico52 says, oh, you did the Lord's work tonight. Oh, really? 597 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:59,500 I didn't do shit. I didn't do it for the Lord. I did it as a public service for 598 00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:03,120 all of you watching me right now. Okay, let's see. 599 00:47:03,780 --> 00:47:10,200 SamwiseGonja says, how does it feel to know that the gator you chased last 600 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:14,720 killed himself because the video you shot ruined his life? 601 00:47:15,370 --> 00:47:18,450 How does that make you feel, you human piece of shit? 602 00:47:23,450 --> 00:47:24,470 Makes me feel good. 603 00:47:24,970 --> 00:47:31,110 Who gives a shit? It's not my responsibility what happens to the gator 604 00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:35,590 gator chaser shows the world what he is. That's not me. That's not on me. If 605 00:47:35,590 --> 00:47:40,590 that gator can't handle the fact that he sucks cock behind his wife's back, then 606 00:47:40,590 --> 00:47:45,610 that's not on me. That's on him. So if something happens to a gator, Because of 607 00:47:45,610 --> 00:47:49,850 what I did, the public service I do for all of you, if that gator goes and kills 608 00:47:49,850 --> 00:47:53,370 himself, well, whoop -dee -doo, I don't fucking care. 609 00:48:02,690 --> 00:48:03,690 Shit. 610 00:48:06,270 --> 00:48:07,570 The girl from the poster. 611 00:48:08,530 --> 00:48:10,370 Hey. Hey, little girl. 612 00:48:11,150 --> 00:48:12,150 You all right? 613 00:48:13,190 --> 00:48:15,430 It's like some crazy shit from... ring. 614 00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:19,310 Weird little girl right in the middle of the creepy forest. 615 00:48:22,110 --> 00:48:23,190 What the hell? 616 00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:27,210 What the fuck are you doing? What the 617 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:37,590 fuck 618 00:48:37,590 --> 00:48:40,210 are you doing, bitch? 619 00:48:41,850 --> 00:48:43,310 What is that smell? 620 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:46,210 That's the chicken water. 621 00:48:47,370 --> 00:48:50,270 That's the water they throw the plug birds into at the chicken farm. 622 00:48:50,710 --> 00:48:51,250 I'm taking 623 00:48:51,250 --> 00:49:02,550 you 624 00:49:02,550 --> 00:49:03,550 gator chasing. 625 00:49:05,370 --> 00:49:07,770 Isn't that what you love to do, Mr. Gator Chaser? 626 00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:22,180 That's what he said when you put a camera in his face and called him a 627 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:23,180 cocksucker. 628 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:26,740 Put a camera in his fucking face? What are you fucking talking about? 629 00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:33,760 My husband was a sweet, sweet man. 630 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,600 The preacher's son. 631 00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,780 Okay, I understand. Listen, lady. 632 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,300 I did not mean for your husband. 633 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:49,960 Kill himself? 634 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:54,960 Because that's what he did when your stupid fucking video went viral. 635 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,780 The man never did a bad thing in his life. 636 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:00,080 He was a good husband. 637 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,140 A wonderful father. 638 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,340 But he had urges. 639 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,340 So I told him to try it. 640 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:12,240 He was just curious. 641 00:50:13,640 --> 00:50:18,000 I downloaded an app and made a date with a guy that I thought looked nice. 642 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,558 And kind. 643 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:26,280 A guy that I hoped would give my husband 644 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:27,820 something that I couldn't. 645 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,400 But that guy, he turned out to be a piece of shit. 646 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:38,520 He humiliated my husband in front of his community and his family. 647 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:43,760 His job fired him. 648 00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:46,620 I told him we could get through it. 649 00:50:50,250 --> 00:50:52,590 We could even, we could even move away. 650 00:50:57,250 --> 00:51:03,350 Last week, the cutest man I have ever known 651 00:51:03,350 --> 00:51:08,910 hung himself in our bathroom. 652 00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:11,210 It was too late. 653 00:51:13,070 --> 00:51:14,410 He was already dead. 654 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:21,870 And you killed him. 655 00:51:25,590 --> 00:51:27,790 No, no, no, no, no. 656 00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:30,410 You got it all wrong, lady. 657 00:51:31,090 --> 00:51:33,430 You got it all wrong. I didn't kill nobody. 658 00:51:34,130 --> 00:51:35,130 I'm not a lady. 659 00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:38,470 No, it's a knight. 660 00:51:40,650 --> 00:51:41,650 It's a knight. 661 00:51:43,070 --> 00:51:44,350 I'm the gator chaser. 662 00:51:46,570 --> 00:51:47,830 Looks like I got one. 663 00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:50,560 You fucking bitch. 664 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:52,580 I ain't no fucking gator. 665 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,160 Oh, no. 666 00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:57,380 You ain't the gator. 667 00:52:00,620 --> 00:52:01,620 That's the gator. 668 00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:08,420 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, help! 669 00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:09,439 Help me! 670 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:14,380 Help me! Hey, call the cops! Drop the string! Help me! Call the cops! Help me! 671 00:52:14,700 --> 00:52:17,780 Help! You talking to the people on the live stream? 672 00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:19,300 Help! Help! 673 00:52:21,130 --> 00:52:24,470 Because every one of them have been hurt by the Gator Chaser. 674 00:52:24,750 --> 00:52:30,590 From the scared men you exposed, the families you destroyed, to the people 675 00:52:30,590 --> 00:52:34,730 have been left behind, the victims that killed themselves. 676 00:52:36,810 --> 00:52:37,950 Like my David? 677 00:52:39,470 --> 00:52:46,270 Listen, I don't, I don't, what you thought happened was, please, please 678 00:52:46,270 --> 00:52:48,610 don't do this to me, I'm begging you, please! 679 00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,980 I'm begging you, please. It's already been done. 680 00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:59,240 You smell like 50 dead chickens. 681 00:53:00,860 --> 00:53:04,760 And those real gators, they love chickens. 682 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:10,260 But just in case. 683 00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,320 Oh no! 684 00:54:36,629 --> 00:54:37,629 Rest in peace. 685 00:55:32,300 --> 00:55:35,440 The little ass fort can't keep you safe from Kilroy. You gotta kill Kilroy to 686 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:36,198 stop him. 687 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,060 So there's only one thing that will do that. 688 00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:16,060 I told you I'd fucking kill you. 689 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,160 You piece of shit. 690 00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:21,980 Oh my god.